Introduction
In Amsterdam, bikes aren’t just a mode of transportation. They’re a way of life. We don’t just ride bikes—we conquer the city with them. Through traffic, along canals, with kids, pets, groceries, IKEA furniture, or your best friend on the back. The Amsterdam bike culture is an art form, a skill, and sometimes… a near-death experience. Ready to pedal through the madness?
Two wheels, infinite possibilities
Dutchies can carry anything on a bike. A crate of beer, a full-grown dog, three kids, or your entire weekly groceries. All at once. On one gear. While texting. And probably holding an umbrella. It’s less about balance, more about blind trust in physics. Want to impress a local? Don’t rent a fancy e-bike—just strap a suitcase to your front rack and go.
The double-bike trick (also known as: the ‘Dutch Uber’)
Why take two bikes when one will do? One pedals, the other hops on the back carrier, legs dangling, clinging on with one hand and a snack in the other. Bonus points if the driver is also pushing a second bike with their free hand. It’s reckless, wildly unpractical, and somehow… charming. In the Netherlands, this is peak efficiency. And friendship goals.
Bike lanes = battle zones
If you’re new here, stay out of the bike lane. Just—don’t. Locals blaze through at lightning speed, weaving through chaos like it’s an Olympic sport. Tourists on wobbly rental bikes get the death stare if they stop suddenly or—heaven forbid—cycle side by side. Helmets? Never heard of them. And pedestrians? If you hear a bell, you’ve got one second to move. You’re not on a sidewalk anymore.
No fear, just Dutch courage
Traffic lights? Optional. Brakes? Questionable. Rain, snow, sideways wind? Just another Tuesday. The Amsterdam cyclist rides no matter what. You’ll see someone flying through a rainstorm, wearing a poncho that’s become a sail, sunglasses on, unfazed. It’s not that we’re brave—it’s just that we’ve seen worse. Almost got hit? Close call. But didn’t. So it’s fine.
Conclusion
Cycling in Amsterdam is part comedy, part chaos, and 100% Dutch. It’s fast, it’s fearless, and it’s fiercely practical. Want to feel like a local? Rent a bike, hop on, and pray for balance. Or—skip the drama and join our food tour instead. Same local flavor, way less chance of flying into a canal.
